February 2011
1 post
“That’s a…pie chart.
That guy’s only wearing a newspaper OH MY...”
– Prof. Dennis, between 6 and 9 PM on 2/1/11
January 2011
5 posts
Entertaining musings, quotes, and such as of Day 1 of Spring 2011 at college:
“Food science is why there is air in my potato chip bags” - MAT162 prof
“He had me email him at monkey fucker at AOL.” - ENG102 prof
EGR115 prof’s only acknowledgement that I was in the room (had a class of his before) was when he looked straight at me while telling the class that you...
“Professor urges people to eat balls.”
– Brian Brushwood/Jason Howell/Justin Robert Young (NSFW Show 01/19/11)
Part two of part one of my second run at a college education begins in roughly sixteen hours. I have already had a problem with my English class, suddenly discovering it is a hybrid class and that I might not see my professor face-to-face the entire semester. I’m optimistic, though, not only because of my familiarity with the school this time around, but because of the caliber of teachers...