Mesmeric Oops

Entertaining musings, quotes, and such as of Day 1 of Spring 2011 at college:

• “Food science is why there is air in my potato chip bags” - MAT162 prof
• “He had me email him at monkey fucker at AOL.” - ENG102 prof
• EGR115 prof’s only acknowledgement that I was in the room (had a class of his before) was when he looked straight at me while telling the class that you probably won’t be able to do the work on a netbook with the screen dimmed as low as possible, which is something I often did and he complained to me about when I tried to hand him my computer to review C code last semester.
• Oh, and I dated the girl that sits in front of me in MAT162 back in 2005, back when I lived in Philly for a month and a half.  She’s a story that I haven’t told very often, and afterwards I realized I should have said something to the effect of “I apologize if I seem impolite, but I just need to wrap my head around the fact that you still exist.”
• I had a noticeable adrenaline rush begin at 3 PM that hasn’t subsided yet, which I believe is linked in someway to either SolidWorks specifically or school as a whole.  I could fight a bear right now.